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Have you ever heard a bird talk bad at you outside your window? Did you tell it to shut its dumb and not straight mouth before you grab the sling? Did it not go away? We both know it didn't and that...
Have you ever heard a bird talk bad at you outside your window? Did you tell it to shut its dumb and not straight mouth before you grab the sling? Did it not go away? We both know it didn't and that it ground your gears at least a little. The things those birds can say are a definite detriment to what this town is about, understanding and community driven support of our friends and family and even those people who swing their arms around in a funny way in the dead of night.
Hi, I'm apparently God, at least that's what those darn dirty birds told me, and I've about had enough of their tomfoolery so here's a proposition for those of us negatively affected to get together and think of ways to get them to finally stop saying mean trash through our open windows where our children can hear. Don't actually bring a sling with you, though what you do on your property with a legal to own toy is none of my business, but just know it can cause more trouble than remove if your neighbors are PETA.
Mar 29, 2019 by
Prowule (24 points)